Before I begin: I digress
Before I get going on the Swiss railways' restaurant car, have I told you about the Edward Scale?
No, I haven't. The Edward Scale is my way of ranking restaurants.
How to rank restaurants on the Edward Scale
It is simple: a restaurant’s food should be better than its furnishings.
Good food is always good. Bad pizza does not become good pizza if you screw a Vespa to the wall and drape Italian flags everywhere.
A restaurant with a contrived interior doth protest too much. It is fur coat and no knickers.
You give points from 1-10 for food, 10 being the best, and points from 1-10 for the interior - furnishing, decorating etc, 1 being the most basic, 10 being the most elaborate. Then you subtract the interior points from the food points to get your result on the Edward Scale.
The best possible score is +10, the worst score is -10. Any restaurant that scores more than zero on the Edward Scale is worth visiting. Even zero on the Edward Scale is OK. Anything below zero, avoid.
The best-ranking restaurant on the Edward Scale
For a long time the place with the best result on the Edward Scale was a small Russian dumpling stand, Pelmeni Welt, in the square outside Berlin Ostbahnhof.
Pelmeni Welt got a whopping 9 points on the Edward Scale: 9 points for its food (I grudgingly had to deduct one point because of the microwave) - minus 0 points for the interior.
It simply has no interior. Pelmeni Welt is a sort of shack, odd bits of wood nailed together and covered with a tarpaulin. There is a gas burner heating it and toddlers’ scribblings on the wall, possibly by the great-grandchildren of the 85-year-old Latvian proprietor, Vladimir Egozov.
Every time I make it to Berlin Ostbahnhof I pray that Vladimir is still alive and that the muddy early-90s post-communist reserve outside Berlin Ostbahnhof in which Pelmeni Welt stands hasn’t been bulldozed.
As my train pulls into Berlin Ostbahnhof I tremble as I open the train door. Then I dash down the stairs and out the north exit and into the square overlooked by what was once a Centrum Warenhaus, East Germany’s department store chain.
Five minutes later I sit hunched over a steaming, mismatched, chipped bowl of Pelmeni doused in broth and piled with fresh herbs, adjika (a hot, Georgian tomato-pepper sauce) and sour cream, as Vladimir tries to talk me into opening a franchise in Munich.
The food is absolutely mind-blowing. The shack creaks in the wind and an old CRT television blares Russian music videos.
OK, OK, I’m digressing, but I want you to know about the Edward scale so that you can follow my future food reviews.
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Meet the Swiss Restaurant Car
So this post is about the Swiss restaurant car usually found in international Swiss rail services and about Elvetino, the people who run it. Elvetino is the catering company owned by SBB for servicing their trains with food.
In my case, I was on EuroCity 8, which runs from Zürich HB to Hamburg-Altona. Though most of its journey is in Germany, this service is run with nice SBB coaches.
To go on a Swiss train is to enter a world in which rail travel gets the devotion it deserves. Everything works. Especially the loos. There are power outlets. Everything is clean.
Me, I’m a compartment gal. I resent that all the SBB have to offer is saloon seating. Especially after dark, when the lighting comes on and you can’t see out the windows due to the bright strip lighting.

Fine during the day, but depressing at night: saloon seating in SBB Eurocity coaches. Is like a morgue. Best go to the restaurant car...
Ambience
What is gorgeous, though, is the SBB restaurant car, even at night. Especially at night.
The overall atmosphere is restrained, elegant and discreet. It has heavy black, leather, movable chairs and plain white table cloths. Crockery and cutlery are china and metal respectively, and they feel opulent.
Warm, emmolient spotlights instead of the cold, morgue striplighting everywhere else on the train. All the tables are aligned with the windows.
Everyone talks in murmurs. The waitress glides about like a vestal virgin, nodding her head at whispered orders. Germans come and are in awe. In such awe in fact that they pay €5.00 for a tin of insipid Feldschlösschen beer without complaining.
Menu
The menu is equally restrained and elegant, and surprisingly unpretentious. There is choice, but not too much.
All classic, salt-of-the-earth Swiss food, with meat, without, and even vegan. Not the ostentatious seitan vegan, where the worse it tastes the holier it makes you. Just food that happens to be vegan.
Some appetizers and salads, some main courses, some puddings. Some hot and cold drinks, and that is it.
My actual meal
I spent almost six hours in the SBB dining car. I got on at Koblenz, where I live at the moment, and stayed all the way to Hamburg.
Drink! Drink! Drink!
I kicked things off with some fancy beer from Ticino. Craft, artigianale and all that. Read: expensive. Apart from the permanent selection of beers Elvetino have a constantly changing offer of regional Swiss special beers. This is what I went for.
I had had this beer a couple of weeks before, had wanted to hate it but loved it. Afterwards I had opened the Ukrainian Obolon’ Zhihulivs’ke beer that I had brought with me - which I had wanted to love but hated. My days of drinking warm beer from 1 liter plastic bottles are over.
The standard beer in the SBB restaurant is Feldschlösschen from a 0.5l tin. Feldschlösschen tastes like Swedish supermarket beer - weak and bland. Better to pay a tiny bit more for much better beer.
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I drank it slowly and soaked up the atmosphere as the train twisted along the Rhine. The sun was already setting, and it bathed the tables in shimmering orange light. Just before Cologne I decided to stay and have something to eat. I promised myself I would write a review for it on the blog, to justify the indulgence.
As a main course I ordered the Polenta with Ratatouille and another Ticino beer. The Vestal Virgin had made me pay straight away for my first bottle (which I resented), but now she saw I meant business and brought everything else I ordered and merely added it to my bill.
Hot through
The Polenta took reassuringly long to come. I didn’t dare look to see if there was a microwave. Obviously, this stuff is cooked off the premises. It is not food, it is catering. But it is good. Most probably it was warmed up in a steamer. It was properly hot through and showed no tell-tale signs of having been microwaved. Fantastic.
It tasted great. The polenta was nice and maizey, soft but grainy, and the Ratatouille was sweet and tomatoey. The whole thing was well balanced and very satisfying. The beer went very well with it.
I lose control
I don’t remember what happened then, but what I do know is that I must have read the menu again and ordered the “panna cotta with raspberry coulis”.
Somehow, the Swiss manage to use French without sounding pretentious.
Anyway, I couldn’t resist it. I had an espresso to go with it and it came in a proper china cup and was also just right. Strong and smokey and not at all bitter.
By now it was past 9 PM and the waitress had shut up shop. So I still sat in the empty dining car and watched the darkness whirl past the window.
Cheaper than a psychologist
Well, it was hardly going to be cheap, was it? I hear you already: Yeah, Eddie, tell us, what was the damage?
Well, I blew all 30 of my Swiss franks and then parted with some euros as well. But if you compare it with real restaurants in Switzerland, the price is OK. It isn’t cheap, but it is exquisite, so on balance, you get your money’s worth. I think.
Expect to pay between €30-€50 per person for food, drink, pudding and coffee.
Verdict
First, the Edward Scale. The Swiss restaurant car gets 4 points on the Edward Scale.
The food gets seven points. Remember this is not freshly cooked, it is warmed up. But it is the best warmed up food I've ever had on a train.
The interior gets three points - it is tables, chairs, table cloths and cutlery. Only the necessities, but Elvetino don't skimp. They have the best necessities. Otherwise the decorations are restricted to red panelling and vague mountain scenery.
So we subtract three interior points from seven food points to get four points on the Edward Scale.
Overall experience
Imagine this: you spend one or two hours (in my case five or six) in a sumptuous atmosphere, sitting very comfortably and watching the scenery flit by. Everyone is nice to everyone else, no one is in a hurry. It is so civilised.
A visit to the Swiss restaurant car is like a little holiday - a holiday from austerity. It is like a sojourn to some older Europe in which the small things still matter and haven't been sacrificed to efficiency and the bottom line.
I left feeling mellow, relaxed and civilised. I had been feeling depressed about the impending five days away from home, battling with broken heatings and loos on the Flixtrain. This made me feel better than any psychologist could have done.
As I wrote in my rapturous tweet, you feel like you are in a more glamorous, exciting version of your own life.
So, next time on a Swiss train, plan for the restaurant car. Factor it in to your budget.
Have a look at their current menu right here.
It may not be cheap, but it is worth it.
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Little holiday with this delicious looking meal while traveling. Ive been to Switzerland and i can really warmly recommend to have a seat at the SBB restaurant! Everybody will be amazed. The staff on board is doing a great job! Thank you for your article and for refresh my good memorys.
Thank you for reading, Sandra, and thank you for seconding me!
I’m new to this site but that’s exactly the kind of review that gets me off my backside and start travelling again. I’ve travelled extensively across Europe by train in my youth and now feel like doing so again (the Edward scale would help with this). I felt like I was back ‘in the old days’ with the description of the Pelmini Welt, which I now have to go to. Glorious (and thank you)
Thank you so much for your lovely comment and for reading. I hope very much that you find Pelmeni Welt still open.
I love the digression about Pelmeni Welt and the review of the dining car. It’s also nice to see what look like tables for 5 in the restaurant car. So much in life is set up for 2 or 4 people, and doesn’t fit our family of 5!
Yes, they have small tables for two, or large tables for five. It is astounding how many people the coach can sit. Thank you for reading!
To the point review, down to the Swedish supermarket beer remark! Yes, I’m swedish so it’s true : )
I must say, when I was in Sweden I liked how I could drink two tins of beer without getting drunk. Thank you for reading and commenting!
Bravo to Daniela and her team for achieving this starting point. Now let’s get to the next level. Small remark from a “Ticinese” “polenta mit ratatouille”? No ticinese or Italian guest will ever order this strange combination 😉
I think it is fantastic already. If they take it to the next level they will have world domination. I had no idea about the polenta and ratatouille. Being British, I would have had chips with my polenta given half a chance.
I have not been in proper restaurant cars for quite a long time, in the days when it was quite safe to leave your luggage above your seat and walk down to the restaurant for a meal. How does one manage these things today, even in trains with Swiss dining cars? And by the way your blogs are always very interesting and pleasant to read.
Thank you very much for reading and for your comment. I’m very glad you like my work.
I think it is safe to leave your luggage even today – when I do so I take all important documents and my money with me. When abroad, I keep everything I would need to get home on my person.
Aw, this review came a few days too late for me: I was at Ostbahnhof last weekend, but didn’t know about Pelmeni Welt yet. Next time!
Yes, that is a shame. Do let us know if it is still there. Thanks for reading!
A late reply, and you probably have noticed it yourself in the meantime, but I was at Berlin Ostbahnhof last year (June I think) and Pelmeni Welt was sadly gone from the row of stalls.
Yes. Last year I was in Berlin and saw Pelmini Welt had been pushed to one side. God knows if the man is still alive. Very sad.
Edward I love this post! And the Edward-scale is both funny and genius. I’ll start rating my restaurant experiences according to your standard from now on 🙂
Good on you for spending nearly 6 hours in the SBB restaurant. I only recently had the «Zürigschnetzlets» because I received a voucher from SBB. So of course I bought the most expensive meal. And as you said, considering it was «only» warmed up food, it was absolutely delicious.
I will definitely share this post with my audience in my next newsletter. Thank you for this.
Take care, Seraina
Thanks Seraina! I’m glad you like it.